Don't piss off the wife…

myCFnow.com – Body Found In Walt Disney World Lagoon
Man’s Personal Items Reportedly Found Near Water
LAKE BUENA VISTA, Fla. — The body of a New Hampshire tourist who disappeared after arguing with his wife at a Walt Disney World hotel was found Friday by divers in a lagoon near the Magic Kingdom, according to Local 6 News.

Now, they’re not saying that the wife did it, but anything is possible. Of course, the poor guy was probably trying to feed some geese or something and then slipped and fell….. But then how do you explain his wallet and jacket washing ashore?