Excuse-O-Mat(ic)
The Metaverse Excuse-O-Mat
I just tried it out and got:
I got so obsessed by what turned out to be NOT a long-lost cousin that I could hardly get myself centered– and then my ISP managed to delete all my e-mail. I am so soft in the head sometimes! Anyway, I hope nothing else goes wrong this week.
Not the best, but I’m sure there are tons of others in there…