Get (me) rich quick!

Amazon.com is now taking advanced orders for the Segway. What is it? It’s “Ginger,” or “IT,” or the personal transport system that they featured on just about ever morning show when it was finally announced.
It’s only $5000, so if you buy one via the link above, then I will get a commission off of your purchase. All I need is about, say, 100 or so people to buy one and I’ll have made a decent living for the year.
GO BUY ONE!!! My children thank you :)