Buy me an H2
While wishing I had won the recent PowerBall lottery, I realized that among the treats for friends and family, I would have bought myself a Hummer H2.
Tonight I made the mistake of configuring one via their website, and now I really want one. Too bad it’ll cost about, oooooh, $55,000 or so. A little bit more than I can afford right now. Which is where you come in – wanna loan me $50,000? Maybe I should set up a site like buy me a ferrari.com….
(5 minutes later…. I just checked the “buy me a ferrari” site, and I had the wrong link. And when I fixed it, the site as it was is there no more. But you get the idea, I think, just from the domain name….)
(the next day…. I just read an article about the H2 at the SFGate.com. I’ll admit that it’s not the most environmentally friendly vehicle, but in my defense, I don’t plan on driving it all the time – just when I have a reason. I’m not sure what those reasons are, but I’ll figure them out later… 
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lee 14:51 on 2002/12/31 Permalink | Log in to Reply
Happy New Year, Adam!
I don’t want an H2. I want the real thing, the big Hummer. For just one day, for a trip on I-95 so I can get even with all the a-holes. If not a Hummer, a tank will do. Or any given atmosphere-eating-trash-the-planet-for-your-children SUV. If you’ve ever changed lanes without using your turn indicator, I’ll let you know if my fantasy ever comes true ’cause you’re a friend. Unless you’re driving an H2 — in which case …