Anyone got $1,000,000 I can borrow?

NIKE MISSLE BASE KC-SILO 60 – (eBay item 300156975741 end time Oct-31-07 05:23:14 PDT)
Sure, it’s 60 acres. And sure, the Missle silos are filled with water. But there’s an 800 sq. ft. fortified bunker you can live in. I’m thinking….
* 1 silo filled with water for free diving
* 1 silo with cargo netting for climbing
* 1 silo turned into a rock wall/climbing area
* paint ball in some of the land
* “agri-tainment” in other bits
* there’s still room for the old homestead….
Of course, as Rudi pointed out, it’s still in Kansas. Not that I have anything against Kansas – I just don’t know if now is the best time to uproot the whole family and move…..