The reason? This image:
Sure, I look like my usual super-mega dork. But the beauty of this image is that it will change based on which webcam I used most recently: work or home. This is merely one aspect of the planned upgrades/changes/revitalization of the website. What does it mean to you, dear reader?
Nothing. Not an electronic sausage. Now, anyway. But soon!
My children – and you know I really do love them – are insane. Honestly, truly insane. I mean, honestly – how else can you explain the “game” they like to play: hitting each other and then being all apologetic from across the room.
Oh wait, Douglas Adams already did:
Brockian Ultra-Cricket:
described as “a curious game which involved suddenly hitting people for no readily apparent reason and then running away”
Of particular interest is rule #5:
The players should now lay about themselves for all they are worth with whatever they find on hand. Whenever a player scores a ‘hit’ on another player, he should immediately run away and apologize from a safe distance.
Apologies should be concise, sincere and, for maximum clarity and points, delivered through a megaphone.
This morning, when :abby: smacked Noah and then shouted “I’m sorry!” from across the room, it suddenly came to me: it’s GOT to be Brockian Ultra-Cricket. Apparently all the times that I read the “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” in high-school have somehow subliminally seeped into the kids brains. I wonder if they know what 6 x 9 really is……