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  • adam 14:38 on 2006/11/09 Permalink
    Tags: , britneyspears, , , , lamont, lieberman, ,   

    General update 

    Two out of four kids have ear infections. Nice.
    Lamont lost to Lieberman – I’m sorry, but I’m not surprised. I really don’t want to get into the debate about all this crap, but I agree that Lamont lost because he made the election about Lieberman, not the issues. Either way, we’re not going to leave Iraq anytime soon, and I honestly don’t know what the heck Lieberman has to do with that – HE isn’t the one who got us into this quagmire, Bush is. Let’s focus on getting him out of the Oval office, then we can address Joe’s problems.
    Britney Spears: yes, she’s getting a divorce. Yeah. I think I already addressed this. The reason I mention it: she drives a lot of traffic to my site. Not her personally, of course….. People looking for photos of her. I’ll save you the trouble: look here – they’re all in one place. I might add some to the page. Why?
    I used to include the posts about Britney in the “Posts” category. Now that page is about 2mb in size. When the search engines spider the site, they put that page in their index under Britney Spears, even though it’s not really appropriate. I’ve taken the liberty of removing those posts from the page, but also of using a robots.txt file to block spider access to that page. Since doing that, traffic to that page – and my monthly bandwidth usage – have shot way down. Coincidence? I think not.
    I’ve noticed that the Britney page is making it’s way up the “popular pages” list, but not quite as quick as I expected. I wonder how long it will take for the photos page to make the list? Let’s find out.

     

  • adam 09:05 on 2006/07/28 Permalink
    Tags: bandwidth, , britneyspears, , images, load, robots.txt, ,   

    What Britney's done for me lateley… 

    As you probably know by now, I have, in the past, been a big fan of Britney Spears. That’s changed a bit with her marraige to “K-Fed”, and the birth of their son Sean. But the underlying feelings are there – they’re just covered up with varying layers of disgust and disbelief.
    Regardless, I bring you the following tidbit:
    BrooklynPapers.com: OH MAMA! Nude Britney sculpture in Billyburg
    Someone made an interesting statue of Britney “giving birth” to her son. It’s interesting, but I wonder how she feels about it.
    In Britney related news, I’ve noticed quite a bit of traffic to this site, and more specifically to my “posts” category. Why? We’ll, it seems that many people are searching for Britney, and they’re using various image search engines. Aside from all the porn stars named Britney, there are various images on my site that have her name in the title, so they come up. It’s also a context thing – in amongst my posts on the topic, I’ve posted some photos of the lass. They are picked up by the search engines, and…. well, I’m sure you can figure it out.
    The problem is that the link they travel to most – the “posts” category archive – is also 1.6 mb in size as I write this. That’s 1.6 mb of just text – that doesn’t include any of the photos that also come from my server, or images that go elsewhere. Now, I’m not complaining about the amount of the download as it relates to my bandwidth allocation – it’s more of a concern for the end user that they’re wasting their time.
    If they’re looking for a photo of Britney, they shouldn’t have to read through all my posts to get to them. They probably don’t care, and honestly, they probably don’t even read them – they just scroll until they find the image. Some of them then link to it from their own website, which naturally brings about another set of isssues, but I’ve got plans in place to deal with that. But what do I do to get them to the photos they want and on their way quickly? And without taking a bandwidth hit?
    Suggests are appreciated – I’m thinking maybe something that looks at each page that’s loaded (maybe just the category pages) to see if it’s a referal from a search engine, then it looks to see what the search terms are. Depending on that, it will then do something else – maybe take them to the Britney page instead?
    In the meantime, I’ve just added “posts” to the robots.txt file, so it should stop getting indexed soon – and I’m hoping that by making this the first post on that page (at least for a day or two) that it will help alleviate some of the load.
    Thoughts? Comments?

     

  • adam 10:38 on 2006/06/21 Permalink
    Tags: , britneyspears, , , , scientology,   

    Good tips for Britney 

    Eric R. Danton | Sound Check: Suggestions for Britney Spears
    Also…. Spears in Diaper Drama: Britney changed her sons diaper in the middle of a Victoria’s Secret. Literally in the middle – like right by the cash register.
    Eric has a point – if she doesn’t want the drama, then she needs to get out of Dodge. And losing the dirtbag (aka her so called husband) wouldn’t hurt either. I can’t open my wifes “People” or “US” without reading about how they’re in therapy/getting divorced/converting to Scientology. Honestly, it’s getting a little old now….. Broom him or shape him up, ok?

     

  • adam 19:53 on 2006/02/09 Permalink
    Tags: , britneyspears, , , , , ,   

    Divorce Kevin.com
    It’s nice to see that I’m not the only one who thinks that Britney made a mistake. Huge. COLOSSAL.
    Anyway, maybe she’ll stumble across the website and come to her senses.

     

    • Caitlin 20:07 on 2006/02/27 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      I HATE KEVIN HE SUCKS! HE SU STUCK UP ON HIMSELF! YOU DONT CARE ABOUT MY HOME GIRL BRITT!

    • Pereese 15:22 on 2006/03/10 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      i think u should drovers kevin cause he is ugly

    • realitycheck 21:52 on 2006/03/18 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      Get real folks….! Brit deserves a loser– because she’s a loser…! She took a man away from his family (K-Fed) while his girl was pregnant, and NOW she expects to live happily ever after…? No way! The bigger joke is that she’s spposed to be the one with talent- her talent is being the trailer trash that she is star or not.

    • michael 06:12 on 2006/03/24 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      come on brit! really! you deserve better than that trailor trash wannabe! You can use a guy like me!!!!

    • britany 15:22 on 2006/03/25 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      i think out of all the mistakes brittany made geting marriedto kevin is the most stupid !!

    • Stacy Cote 22:03 on 2006/03/30 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      Kevin’s trailer trash appearance is starting to rub off on Brit. She doesn’t dump Kev soon, his spending will lead her to one.

    • LARA 13:04 on 2006/06/19 Permalink | Log in to Reply

      BRITNEYYYYYYY COMEON JUSTIN IS THE BEST YOU GUYS LOOKED MUCH HAPPIER TOGETHER NOT WITH THAT LOSER KEVIN ALL HER FAME AND GLAMOUR IS GONE SHE HAS CHANGED 360 DEGREES SHE ISNT RELEASING ANY ALBUMS NOR ANY SONGSS WE MSS HER SO PLEASE DUMP THAT TRASH!!!!!!

  • adam 08:55 on 2005/04/26 Permalink
    Tags: , britneyspears,   

    From bad…. to worse. 

    Britney’s Bun in the Oven – Apr 12, 2005 – E! Online News:
    It’s official: Britney Spears has a baby on board. This is indeed a disturbing universe.
    Em’s Bully Beat Down by Court – Apr 15, 2005 – E! Online News
    It seems that Eminem’s old school hood nemesis didn’t like the way he was rapped about in one of Em’s songs – so he did what any bully would, and sued. I like the part where the judge goes freestyle in her decision and kicks it a bit.
    Word.

     

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